Kooploz Enterprises

Kooploz Enterprises is the corporation managed by Frederick Kooploz. It does whatever the plot says it does.

Current Employees

 * Frederick Kooploz (Owner, Manager, President, CEO, et cetera)
 * Take Mushterston (financial adviser to Frederick Kooploz, briefly acting manager following Kooploz's false death)
 * Douglas Moblinn (Frederick Kooploz's defense attorney)
 * "Army" D. Fender (Kooploz's insurance agent)

Former Employees

 * Robert Ombonaparte (position unknown, fired after proposing Plan E)
 * Goombez (played by Dark Boo, appeared briefly and was never seen again)
 * Pianted (played by Dark Boo, claimed to be Kooploz's security guard, was fired offscreen)

Other Affiliates

 * Julius Kooploz (son of Frederick Kooploz, heir to the entire company)
 * Moses Waddington (benefactor)
 * "Penny" (played by Gorozoron, current employee, double agent spying on Kooploz and Waddington's schemes)