The IFPC Civil War

The IFPC Civil War (more accurately known as the IPCF War of Independence) was an event from Boo's Pizza. It was an extremely brief war between the IFPC and the IPCF over the ownership of Planet and Gaia.

Background
The war had its origins with Frederick Kooploz traveling to Multiverse BP using technology created by Vincent Carbanzo. One thing led to another, and Kooploz eventually started wanting to buy the IFPC from Big Head. Big Head trolled Kooploz by giving him a fake coupon for the "IPCF", however what Big Head didn't suspect was that the IPCF was a real thing. With that, Kooploz became President of the Intergalactic Planetary Coalition of Fiction.

Shortly after it was revealed that Mart had allied the Gaian Empire with the IPCF, Rufus Shinra decided to have Planet also join. CJ, self-proclaimed Emperor of what the IFPC referred to as Gaia 1, objected to this, however the IPCF recognized the Shinra Electric Power Company as the head of Planet. This abruptly led to CJ launching an interplanetary missile at Shinra's headquarters under orders from Big Head. In spite of Rufus' Strategic Defense Initiative, the missile hit and causing millions of GP worth of damage. Kooploz had no choice but to declare war.

The War
The Civil War lasted for only a few minutes. ShyHo attempted to contact Carbanzo and have him locate Kooploz, however Carbanzo declined to aid in the petty conflict. With no haste, Big Head immediately put everything in the hands of the Narrator White Guy, who basically told him to fuck off and give the planets freedom. Big Head then offered to create a pocket dimension for Kooploz (a power he was not previously capable of), however this only led to Kooploz reluctantly admitting to loving his son Julius. Big Head and Kooploz's extremely stubborn argument was then interrupted by Kooploz's cronies entering the room.

Kooploz leaves the discussion, and Take takes his place. After Big Head makes some false claims, it's Doug's turn. Army convinces Doug to let him take the wheel and discuss the Shinra-related matters. All of these discussions fail. Doug threatens to sue the IFPC. With this threat, Big Head finally conceded, handing over 169 decillion GP. There ultimately was no combat in the "war".

Aftermath
Immediately after the terms were accepted, the IFPC went behind everyone's back and attempted to crown a new Emperor of Gaia. Mart caught them in the act, and it was revealed that the IPCF's terms were not made completely clear to the IFPC. This leads to a discussion regarding the history of Yukon Cornelius. Later, Big Head would give up on the condition that ShyHo became the new Gaian Emperor, a ploy Kooploz was suspicious of. When it was revealed Wario had survived falling out of a plane, it was decided that legal action would have to be taken.

Trivia

 * The war "occurred" on 15 January. This continues the bizarre coincidence of important events occurring on the fifteenth of every month (the beginning and end of Boo's Pizza, AwdryFan's return to ZeldaDungeon, et cetera).